Hand Over Your Heart, Let's Go Home
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what tattoo artist would do this
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(17 minutes ago)People who need to be hurt
kapi:
So, last night, thanks to the tube having delays as usual, I was slightly late to get to the Airport for my flight. Thanks to this series of unfortunate events, I was one of the last few people to board the aircraft.
Normally, there are two separate walkways, one for first / business class, and the other for economy. This time for some strange reason, Virgin Atlantic decided to have just the one and were using the first / business class one for all the passengers.
Of course this meant that I had to walk past all the people sitting comfortably in their lie flat seats, sipping champagne and eating the hearts of new born babies*. I mean, sure, one feels a bit poor when walking through, but it’s usually older people travelling on business etc. However, as I was walking down, minding my own business, this little shit of a trust fund brat (wearing Ed Hardy no less) gives me that “UGH, you’re so pathetic, why is he even occupying the same space as me” look.
The only reason why his balls hadn’t been kicked so hard that they flew out of his ears was because I had heavy hand baggage with me, and also I did not want to spend the next 48 hours being strip searched by Londons finest (Given my beard etc).
Whatever, douche-cunt, at least you would have died first if the plane had crashed.
* For that price, I’m assuming it’s what they serve as food.
